• boy: hi
• girl: i have a boyfriend
• boy: i said hi not suck my dick

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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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• mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

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